lanadelrevupthosefryers: touchin wet food while washing dishes
lameborghini: idk what annoys me more hot people that know theyre hot or hot people that think theyre ugly moral of the story if u are hot i am annoyed with u
Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
Teenage me: When I'm an adult I'm going to be so mature and be self-sufficient and do what I want!
Adult me: *eats ice cream out of the tub and watches children's cartoons*
ratchetmess: Aye Juliet stopeth ye bullshit. Poppeth thy pussy for a real nigga such as I, Romeo.
special-irish-snoflakee: me on ma way to steal yo girl
Ten minutes can go past without you brushing my thoughts That’s fourteen forty...– Tyler, The Creator (via chas3y)
The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are...
benedictcumbergasm: thereal-jin-screw: breakingtablesinnandos: maryyulz: We already lived in two different millenniums We already lived in two different ages We already lived in 3 different decades We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11 And we passed through: 12/12/12 We watched the “End of the World” ...
I want one of them houses like the kids on teen cribs =/
matadelrey: the worst things in life come free to us (public school)
lolatenenbaum: did you know that months that begin on sundays will always have a friday the 13th? or that coca cola would be green if food coloring wasn’t added to it? or that more people are killed each year from bees than snakes? or that camels have 3 eyelids? or that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath? or that there’s a city called Rome on every continent? or that dolphins...