lanadelrevupthosefryers:

touchin wet food while washing dishes

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lameborghini:

idk what annoys me more hot people that know theyre hot or hot people that think theyre ugly moral of the story if u are hot i am annoyed with u

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  • Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
  • Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
  • Teenage me: When I'm an adult I'm going to be so mature and be self-sufficient and do what I want!
  • Adult me: *eats ice cream out of the tub and watches children's cartoons*

ratchetmess:

Aye Juliet stopeth ye bullshit. Poppeth thy pussy for a real nigga such as I, Romeo.

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